who?

Kiera, 20, this blog is just my personal dumping ground for things that i think are cool

[nitlon]

people joke that star trek and star wars sound really similar and are really similar in subject matter but imo the difference between a trek and a war is immense and very important

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[writterings]

we’re getting into BOOKS again, kids. we’re out here reading BOOKS. it doesn’t matter if it’s YA lit or elementary school readers or “”great classic”” novels or comic books or even creative non-fiction. we’re reading BOOKS and we’re having FUN with it. 

[soontodisappear-deactivated2020]

Is this a threat?

[writterings]

yeah

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

[apricops]

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[fourdrinkamy]

university is just. it's you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gamecubewizard]

rate of smash and pass

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[obviouscaptain]

oh to be a young man at boarding school and experience the inherent homoeroticism of poetry-based camaraderie

[rosewater1997]

i really think celebrity worship is so ugly like oiwjsdknfgedf i’m sorry i know it’s being spoon fed to us at every angle and its impossible to avoid it but like. chill. like obviously there is a difference between consuming media for pleasure in your free time and being obsessed with rich people who’ll never know you exist to the point where you’re writing a thesis about them on twitter. use your brain cells for other things queens

[edatheowlmilf]

"You can't change nature." "Change is nature." is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[introvertdear]

I don’t understand it either…