girl president of the corpse cult

kat, 29, she/her, bi, archivist, socialist, antifascist, ghost enthusiast, cat landlady.

[les-fleur]

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[ragsy]

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

[intactics]

[woman who won't stop posting Guernica voice] guess the mood today ladies

[intactics]

that's right it's Guernica again

[intactics]

you'll never guess today's motif

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of sick jumps

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

[mothcub]

:)

[viscericorde]

source: trey.gegenfu on IG

[coughloop]

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[cryptic-forge]

i've spent a bit of time away from the Robot Factory, but 'twas time to return & make this bony girl. i especially love how her face & her weird heelies turned out. also finally had an opportunity to use this fabric i thrifted a long time ago because it looked like matrix code. i'm really getting into sculpting hair out of silk clay; it gives a nice unreal anime figure look that i often prefer.

[j-tee]

Dragon these………

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[irish-american-chan]

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

[irish-american-chan]

Did You Know Clovers Theyre Doing This Kind Of Thing Nowadays

[clervalsteinfan]

[dwarven-beard-spores]

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

[muffindemirtilo]

Well, I'm starting a gofundme for the funeral of my brother Ernest, who died in Paris of a severe chill,