Chat Noir: I donāt understand why Marinette canāt come back
Chat Noir: did you see how amazing Multimouse was?
Ladybug: WHy canāt you accept that Marinetteās not cut out to be a superhero?
Chat Noir: she literally used both of our Miraculouses at once while also using her own power but go off I guess
Ladybug: that was a one-time thing, she did her job well, and Iām glad, but that doesnāt mean sheāll be useful in every possible situation
Chat Noir: sheās an actual fashion genius, she has connections to like, every celebrity, sheās rediculously caring and can get people to be her friend in like 2 minutes, sheās probably the smartest girl in her class, sheās a brilliant artist and a buisinesswoman at age 14,
Chat Noir: sheās an incredible baker, she looks absolutely stunning with her hair down which maybe isnāt relevent but like she could probably deevilize some akumas just by looking at them, she has this sparkle that she gets in her eyes once she has a plan and itās like you know you can trust her with your entire being, she never backs down from a challenge, she glows so bright she could make others seem dull if she wanted but instead she just spreads light everywhere she goes so when youāre near her you feel lightheaded but in a good way, She-
Ladybug, amused that Chat Noir seems to have fallen for her as a superhero again: Wow, chaton, if I didnāt know any better, Iād say you have a crush on Multimouse
Chat Noir, panicking because he doesnāt want Ladybug to think heās unfaithful: what? no no no no no thatās crazy talk I donāt have a crush on Marinette. I just have... a friend whoās super in love with her and he always rambles about how crazily awesome she is which is why I accidentally started talking about her using the same phrases he does
Chat Noir: yeah thatās my explanation
Ladybug: *eyeroll* Thatās totally beleivable
Chat Noir: stop teasing me, Iām telling the truth!
Ladybug: and who is this mystery friend?
Chat Noir: I canāt tell you because... secret identity reasons
Ladybug: wow what a convient excuse
Chat Noir, struggling to think of someone who wouldnāt contradict his claims that Chat Noir is friends with them and also who obviously has a crush on Marinette: um
Chat Noir: itās Adrien Agreste
Chat Noir: heās had this enourmous crush on her forever and he refuses to stop gushing about her
Chat Noir: heās always just like āoh my God, Marinette looked at me today, I canāt believe how lucky I am,ā or like āhey look at this amazing lucky charm Marinette made for meā or like āwow I didnāt even realize Marinetteās in the background of my Instagram photo, I canāt believe I was that close to her, this is proof we were meant to be marriedā
Chat Noir: itās kind of annoying actually
Chat Noir: but like, in a cute way
Chat Noir: *hahaha Iām a genius*
Chat Noir: Oh shoot Ladybug are you ok? What did I do? Why are you crying?
