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@chazcliche
Fool me once I kill myself on the spot
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Grafitti Artist Dabi 🩵💜
gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame
can I live my life
This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....
Wait what the fuck
some fave mitch mcconnell official deadguy posts
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
when u spend all ur time making fun of yaoi hands and realize that you can’t draw hands any better:
hiiiii 👋 hi 🙋♀️ i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen
I really do like this tweet
UNMUTE 💯 🥺
holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through
this is a normal comparison indicative of healthy relationship with the concept of love
JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip
Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold