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woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#a bowler hat

enba-and-luka

ninanation

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

ninanation

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

creacher-art

USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.

This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:

ActionAid India

SEEDS India

GlobalGiving <- No longer taking donations

Raise India (Project Tapan)

paragonerrr

Girl are you ok

paragonerrr

It is seriously so insane seeing the difference between her as a teen and her as an adult. Lonely girl with like exactly 1 friend and presumably low self esteem watches that friend die, escapes a simulation via time travel and goes missing for ???? Amount of years. And comes out of it so afraid of vulnerability that she puts on a veneer of cruelty. You can’t ever be hurt again if you’re the one that hurts people. You’ll never have to face anything that’s happened if you never take it seriously. Sure nomura put her in the world that features a Disney princess afraid of letting any feelings show. Make her create a LITERAL ICE LABYRINTH. CLEARLY THIS MEANS NOTHING. Torture a girl because subconsciously she reminds you of your younger self. Symbolically kill your younger self with your bare hands. Who cares

#for years I was like 'jesus CHRIST what is your problem???'#and then khux happened #and it was like #oh. that

neonshroudedgraves

Popular chat platform Discord plans to roll out age checks globally starting in or after June 2026, opting people into teens settings by def

dragonmarquise

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

So in case anyone needs it:

After Discord announced plans to require age verification for all users, a free, HTML-based tool emerged that aims to bypass facial scans on

togglesbloggle

The New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" --Emma Lazarus

businesstiramisu

#the people who scheduled this for July 4 this year were Right#and now I am also scheduling it#for right now#by hitting reblog

leonardcohenofficial

On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass was invited to address the citizens of his hometown, Rochester, New York. Whatever the expectations of h

yearly required reading

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"

#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"

#3: "hi [customer service person], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, [product] [didn't arrive/is broken/wrong color/gave me a rash/poisoned my crops] and I'd like to receive a [refund/replacement]. here is the documentation of the order and photos of [broken thing/wrong thing/my rash/dead crops]. thanks so much, [op]"

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that

perpetualsarcasmmachine

Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.

The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.

I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)

Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).

I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).

People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.

If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.

Put the most important thing first and everyone will be impressed! AI cannot do this for you because it can't tell what's important! Only you know that, which is why you must write your own emails.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs

My doctor: Well I can manage your mental health meds fine, I don't think you need a psychiatry referral, but if you want it fine 🙄

My now psychiatrist: *scratching his head* *utterly baffled* *stressed* So we only have one ADHD med left to try, haha. Shit. Hope it works.

#sloth life #why are gps so over confident

Out here killing my """"unkillable"""" aquarium plants like a boss.

#sloth life

clairenovvak

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

#honestly though i should probably not post when i'm mad because yeaaaaaaaaah #it's one thing to be impulsive when angry but another to put it on blast