Álvaro-ni.

Hi. This is where I come to reblog random shit and shitpost. Main blog: sadboyslogic

[noviembre-18]

[abzurdahthree]

un beso bebé

[kittiezandtittiez]

[andrastes-flaming-brastraps]

It’s sad how little notes this has

Then let us add another to it.

[admiralburningskull]

People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.

[cheechchonging]

I leave for a few days and come to see the plague of bots has returned. Good god, WE’RE REVERTING. WE’RE GOING BACKWARDS.

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[praeca]

I absolutely love “get off the stage”

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[watchingwisteria]

namor being called “a child without love” by a spanish friar who was cooperating with and supporting conquistador enslavers when namor was literally there because he loved his mom and she loved the surface world and this was her home and they were desecrating it with pure evil.. oh it made me MAD

[depsidase]

[efiiiiiii-deactivated20230105]

xd

[peleada-con-la-vida]

(:

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[elierlick]

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

[jellycreamjammedart]

“be quiet” i think the f not

[mimblex]

Bats that look like little dumplings while they’re being held by biologists, like if u agree

[jewishpangolin]

These look like they’re straight out of a Hellboy comic

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

FYCK YOU people who think hanukkah is the 'main jewish holiday' because it's near christmas.

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

GOYIM LOOK UPON THIS AND FUCKING WEEP. FUCKING. WEEP.

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

NO PLEASE FUCKING RB THIS. GENUINELY PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING REALIZE.

[succulent-momma]

Ok...

But what's the major one?!?!

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

[pippipjangles]

Me anytime I see a cute guy

[cheechchonging]

Y’all know how generational trauma can affect your DNA and become genetically a part of you? Yeah, I think my DNA is broken. No way it’s not.

[kaijuno]

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

[funkyness]

baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden