trying my best

she/her

[gabrielagresteofficial]

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

[laughingmango]

[magical-girl-tetia]

Anyone gonna ask what the hell the other guy is doing with his legs

[devmoth]

don't worry about it

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[mmmm-daily]

the souls of the innocent

[traaansfem]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[quab00]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[whydousernamesevenexist]

the souls of the innocent

[daddysclownboy]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[simply-a-leaf]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[saphi-everything-deactivated202]

the souls of the innocent

[ssnogcb]

The sins of the guilty

[im-an-anthusiast]

time loop

[elizarivers]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[mrblazeflappybird]

the souls of the innocent

[sleepy-boything-shit]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[coelii]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[gorefudge]

the souls of the innocent

[void-mf]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[ash-the-tiefling]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[shittest-wizard-ever]

the souls of the innocent

[terri-theslime13]

the sins of the guilty

[archaicfirehydrants]

hi im emily whats going on in here

[terri-theslime13]

Sandwich 👍

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN BROKEN EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU EMILY

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[rockthrowingbutch]

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[mysharona1987]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy 2026!

[seizethegay420]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[sporesdruid]

[satan-offical]

Isn't it funny when

Woah

Hey

Did you see that? What the fuck.

[ofishal-fish-posts]

in the aquarium, straight up "looking at it" and by "it". lets just say. the fish.

[galaxywarp]

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*