lana

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[cheesecakeslayer]

can’t go on pretending that the stardew valley chat function wasn’t the greatest creation of the 21st century

[lizardsister]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[lizardsister]

why tf so many terfs reblogging this post im a trans woman die mad about it are you reblogging because you relate to being a Pest

[heedra]

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.

[cheesecakeslayer]

why would i tag any of my posts. why scream into the void and want something to scream back??? why would i want the footprint of me talking about ripping out tampons to be forever imprinted on the internet

[machineryangel]

shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and sometimes never

[guccifloralsuits]

[eirichele]

no like imagine being a legendary voice actor bringing a character to life yourself for like 20 years and they cast some homophobe in his normal speaking voice for the big screen debut nintendo needs to pay charles martinet an apology of like a billion dollars and i am so serious

[wvterways]

[cheesecakeslayer]

why is great war not talked about more. like wtf were these lyrics i want to scream at a wall

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[cheesecakeslayer]

DID U LEAVE HER HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?? DID U WISH YOU PUT UP MORE OF A FIGHT? WHEN SHE SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH, DO YOU WISH YOU COULD STILL TOUCH HER???

ITS JUST A QUESTION!

[cheesecakeslayer]

ppl say tampons are superior to pads but can you really rip out your tampon in the guttural, cathartic manner you can a pad? i think not

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe

[mysharona1987]