howdy!!! May I request some sleeping related headcanons for the Prime Assets? like how they act when they're tired, bedtime routines, sleeping habits n’ quirks, ect ect. Thank you honey!!!
I’ll split this into 2 parts! Warning: language.
When Coyle’s tired— EVERYONE. Knows he’s tired.
The shocks are less thrilling and more draining to him. Which pisses him off more.
A walking, talking, time bomb, ready to go off on any poor reagent.
He takes any emotion as an attack on himself and starts mouthing off.
He rubs his eyes a lot and is prone to headaches if he tries to stay up for too long. Must be the electricity.
No real routine besides the typical Murkoff inspection before he’s allowed to sleep.
Coyle definitely shreds off the leather into his bare self. (Reason later)
His teeth are too sensitive to brush comfortably given his tobacco intake. How he eats pistachios comfortably is a mystery.
Bad days = crying himself to sleep and taking that humiliation out of reagents the next day.
He. Snores. So. Damn. Loud.
Coyle sweats like he’s gonna melt, he tried to sleep in his leather outfit one night and almost suffocated on the heat. He’s a radiator.
Sleeps a lot on his side or back. Sprawled or curled depending on his stress
If he had a mannequin or some poor soul in bed, he’d spoon them before pushing them away. Definitely does not like to be touched in his sleep.
Prefers to sleep against the wall or in the middle.
When gooseberry is tired to the point the drugs don’t work. That’s when you KNOW she needs a break. Anyways—
She groans a lot or is very numb to things.
Not as perky, daddy is extra irritated at things.
Yawns are very musical which is sweet.
Tries less on reagents and often ignores them
Before she goes away, she does those Disney princess goodbyes to nobody in particular
Bath time, immediately if she’s feeling gross. Which is most of the time after a trial.
She tries a bit to fix her hair with the products offered but there’s only so much that can be done. Still, looks good.
She preens Dr.Daddy’s feathers and adjusts his outfit.
Shakes off the bedsheets, fluffs the pillows and curls in bed. Setting futterman on the bedside drawer.
Snores. But in like a grandma way.
Groans a lot or is constantly adjusting.
Restless leg syndrome and she’s prone to nightmares.
Randomly will jolt awake before sighing and falling back asleep.
Don’t be fooled. Her ears are heightened given her motherly instincts. She’s a light sleeper.
Withdrawal will occasionally take over and that leaves her irritated the next day. Poor reagents.
He definitely does yawn and release fake tears as he does. Eyes get real droopy.
Lip sags so he drools a bit more.
He’s more prone to getting shit done pronto to leave.
Prefers to work in silence if he gets too tired. Makes it worse to find him once he cuts the baby and gangster act to be well.. a seasoned killer.
The prince, of course, has to shower. Loves the heat on his body. Doesn’t really wash too well but it’s more to resemble cuddling.
Takes time with what little hair he has to dry and care for it.
Puts in eyedrops and required medication for pain.
Fucker sleeps with a face mask and lupara on his nightstand.
He wears silk pajamas and little footwear.
All donated to him by easterman. He is daddy’s favorite.
Curled like a cat. Around his blankets, a pillow, a body, anything. He’s spooning it.
Has to get up and get drinks a lot because his throat dries out.
Same with blowing his nose because it clogs while he sleeps.
Once he’s done, right back to cuddling.
Light sleeper. Baby’s wake easily.
Definitely snorts in his sleep, like a pug because of poor breathing issues.
Feels like shit waking up.
I hope you like these, baby face!