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i don't do bad sauce passes
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I started drawing this MONTHS ago and just kept coming back to it and leaving it again for later. My watcher, concept loosely based around 10 of swords tarot cards. Time to get nuked by tumbler due to Artistic Nudity ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
zwierzodudle @ tumblr/pillowfort/patreon agatajot @ artstation/society6/inprnt
getting a real st sebastian vibe from this one
funny you mention that:
Iāll do my best to be as hand-wavy about links as I can since Tumblr is Not Great about those rn.
Links to previous commissions and all my art can be easily found in my blogās header! As you can see Iām especially fond of drawing various RPG characters and fantasy creatures, so if this is what you need Iām ready ššš
In short:
I will draw: video game/movie/book/original/etc characters and/or creatures (except mecha), nudity/slight gore
prices may vary from the pictures depending on the complexity of the commission and are confirmed before any work starts
if you have a specific budget prepared we can work out a different type of commission (simpler render, more detailed sketch etc)
contact: zwierz (.) commissions (@) gmail (.) com (without brackets or spaces)Ā
you can also message me here on tumblr, I might not respond immediately due to time zone differences
terms of service can be found by adding /tos after my url
If you canāt commission me, reblogging this info is greatly appreciated, and so are donations to my tip jar! ā¤
if u put dogs in scarves u getā¦ā¦ā¦this
ARDENT / (adjectiveā¢archaicā¢literary) / passionate; burning; glowing
Art by Sasha Vinogradova
There is a house beyond the trees, where nothing stirs and nothing sleeps.
I have been informed that they are making a Loki TV show and all I can say is: if they are not making is 15 minute shorts to the tune of āThorās adventures living in Australiaā then what the point??
Just:
Loki: Iāve decided to live in London to be as far away as physically possible from Thor on midguard.
Loki: also London has great theater
*cut to Loki crying heavily during The Lion King Musical*
Loki: itās just so beautiful
And
Loki: no of course I donāt see Thor. I refuse to tell him where I live.
*view Thor waving/knocking on the window next to Lokiās head and a muffled ābrother! Iāve lost the house key again!ā Before the blinds close with a snap*
this all tracks
I love to be a homeowner. Iām responsible for so many extremely stupid things now
#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD
i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went ādid youā¦ā¦..Do Thisā and I was like āyes, and why, and who are youā
This is great he must have been so unnerved
I love to be a homeowner. Iām responsible for so many extremely stupid things now
#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD
i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went ādid youā¦ā¦..Do Thisā and I was like āyes, and why, and who are youā
This is great he must have been so unnerved
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesnāt warm your heart I donāt know what could.
donāt forget that he also bought arwenās horse for her stunt rider when she couldnāt afford it awww
#also donāt forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for localsĀ #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenesĀ #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to setĀ #and got to be a rider of rohan
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.Ā
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
if this isnāt the best post i donāt
So youāre saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.
Witch King: No living man can kill me!
several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*
Witch King: Oh fuckā¦
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ā...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity Warās Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2ās Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.ā
āThank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of themā¦ā
This is big yaāll. Like really big.
Holy shit? š„šš¾
She went against Marvel Universe and won. A queen
Iāve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
I thought it wasnāt possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he
This is a good one 12/10
this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, iām crying
#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and itās a different vine than usual!Ā ā lmao omg elvira your tags are the best
The āSAIL!ā song one had me _laughing at work_
The āYo Brandon whatās number 1ā is the best vine in the entire world and no one will ever convince me otherwise
iām so happy to see this one again
Letās all take a moment to appreciate the coat of the person walking in the background of the first one.
!!!!!!
@checking-the-horizon stay tuned all the way through, the gladiator one had me wheezing
Concept art for Path of exile Undertaker supporter armour set. You can watch trailer for armour set in game here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM8tY-CvhPM
Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didnāt know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
So you know this scene...
I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into āSo, you got detentionā¦ā. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
Itās completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
A mystery.
OH????
MY?????
GOD??????
ACCEPTED.
Hahaha š¤£š
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