"A doodle. I do doodle. You do doodle too."

M. She/her. Ghost enthusist. Mostly JATP and Queer YA. Same url on Insta and Twitter

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[damejoansutherland]

personally if robin williams and nathan lane were my eccentric but loving gay dads i would simply love and cherish them and not be a homophobic little bitch. rip to val from the birdcage but i'm different.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[supertaliart]

GUESS WHOS BACK AT TEMP WORK!

Time for Post-it Apothecary Diaries!

[dahlia-molinas]

btw not to bring up julie and the phantoms again but they should've had five seasons by now. like if they had gotten renewed like they should, alex and willie should have kissed, they would have fully brought back luke alex and reggie to human form. the cast should be wildly successful. and they would have kept making banger music for the past five years.

[godbirdart]

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

[theehorsepusssy]

[battletoads]

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[gabriellelestat]

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

[existingpersonn]

When I saw this poster for some reason I thought this would be an old transphobia flick from a while ago, but then saw it was actually made last year by Queer people, so I actually watched and HOLY SHIT IT’S PEAK! I think this is a comedy everybody can watch and actually learn from. It was funny but also had some genuinely serious and sad scenes. If you can, watch this.

Just a trigger warning, but some of the transphobic guys do use a transphobic slur a couple times.

[maxrowave]

Apple White <3

[valentineodium]

[torstherapy]