🦟🦟🦟

[footlongdingledong]

we have a laugh about it but you do genuinely need to go outside and play toys every once in a while

[mrsterlingeverything]

You never recover from being weird in middle school

[woodrider]

hence why we are on tumblr

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[taurzza]

and a little borzoi design

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[whenmoments]

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

[thevideowall]

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

[thetenk]

[daclusia-deactivated20190718]

This gets better every time i see it.

[quendergeer]

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane

[sword-and-nightingale]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ants have invaded my bedroom even though I don’t keep any unsealed food or water in here and the cats aren’t even trying to kill them they’re just watching

[paprossie]

Arcturus Mesarthim slowly but surely taking over my headspace, BCS WHY IS HE SO UGHHH—

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[cheeze1enthusiast]

mosquitoes be taking the kiss my ass thing too far

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[what-even-is-thiss]

I already follow you and I can't follow you harder but you should absolutely continue eating the chickens before they eat you.

Yes. Someone else who understands.

[animentality]

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…