I was original once

I am a marathon runner, my legs are sore. I'm anxious to see what I'm running for

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

why is my grandma so crunchy

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

im gonna ask her about her crunch

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ruinedchildhood]

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[adulthoodisokay]

the person who runs this account is a gem

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[jimmypestospizzeria]

[theweirdwideweb]

[francisfordfiesta-deactivated20]

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

[whomst-the-fck-asked]

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

[animusrox]

Harley and Ivy Batman: The Animated Series

[unclefather]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this kid is living in 2057

[concisely-confused]

This kid just activated a Russian sleeper agent somewhere

[smashingthornberrygifs]

[zahbeth]

HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE

[emwellness-deactivated20150501]

AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

[p-is-for-potatoe-deactivated202]

HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS

[aceinhyperspace]

IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[jedthewolfdog]

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

[vampscums-deactivated20200415]

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[gaskarht]

[booksfunquotes]