Sloth with a Blog

Chell + 26 + She/They + Big Dumb too lazy to make the blog look decent

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[larval-tear]

fuck yes

[trashyeggroll]

[carnival-phantasm]

"Well it's 3 AM and I can't sleep, let me do some light reading on wikipedia. Huh, I feel like I've heard about this 'Battle of Suiyang' before, let me check it real quick haha."

Me, roughly 2 hours later:

[patchoulism]

[wikipediahmms]

[discodeerdiary]

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

[ofdirtandbones]

Half of the fun of drinking hot tea is holding the warm cup in your freezing hands. Lizard on a rock moment.

[catchymemes]

[themummersfolly]

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to canon, and sometimes fanfiction is pounding on canon's door and yelling for it to get out here so you can kick its ass.

[touchmycoat]

[themummersfolly]

Hi, I'm the OP, and I want you to know that this is the reblog that made me laugh the most.

[thegaymertrainer]

[modogoblin]

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[todaysbird]

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it’s over something that’s just objectively really silly

For example, right now there’s neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn’t be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

[papersasquatch]

Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

[misogynistcatgirl]

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

[misogynistcatgirl]

remember what they took from you

[teddykaczynski]

ive always thought loam was such a beautiful word. its ratio of soft consonants to vowels is incredible.

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

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