Chelly65

[lauwu801]

Grace is being hunted for sport 😭

[skinned-knees]

sobbing i didn’t even know this was a quote in the generator

[space-between-the-couch-mattress]

hope this hasn't been done

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky and Grace had a lot of arguments at some point because Eridian scientists asked to dissect Grace once he dies to see if any parts of his body could advance medicine or teach them about biology and Grace is all for it but Rocky’s like “NO??? NO ONE ALLOWED DEFACE GRACE BODY AFTER DIE??? WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME???”

[cereousbusiness]

I love seeing people dissecting how Eridians being ambush predators and humans being persistence hunters ends up affecting how Grace and Rocky interact and I think this goes for what they think is “cute” about the other.

Grace coos over Rocky “loafing” because to him that’s a sign of rest, trust, and vulnerability (even knowing full well that Eridians sleep on a pin cushion with everything spread out). Eridians probably take being low to the ground as a sign of aggression- like you’re trying to hide and get the better of them.

Rocky loves Grace’s bad dance moves because to Eridians, being splayed out and making yourself as big as possible is trust, rest, and vulnerability. He’s making himself well-seen. But if Rocky ever tries like- walking on two legs or shows his underside to Grace while walking Grace freaks out because on EARTH, making yourself big is the sign of aggression.

[ohnothehedgepog]

Imagine Grace and Rocky do go to Earth, just for a visit. You have Earth cheering for their heroes, the one person to survive the Hail Mary mission, and the first formal introduction of the Eridians to the planet as a whole. Carl and Stratt are there, overcome with emotion. Hugging Grace, finally allowed to care for him since they no longer have to send him on a suicide mission. A lot of complicated feelings and grief. Then as they are making casual talk to the side, Grace has to deal with the horror that is regular human communication with all of its phrases and double entendres coming from an alien.

Rocky: Grace and Rocky sleep together. Grace: No, that's not what happened. Rocky: Yes it did. Grace: Well, I mean- Rocky: Grace fist my bump. Grace: ROCKY! Rocky: But Grace said Rocky and Grace clock bros.

Carl and Stratt are just watching the whole exchange in bewilderment. Stratt is trying to figure out how on earth that happened what with Rocky being literally hotter than boiling water.

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

First beach day in the dome, Rocky not being able to focus on anything Grace is saying because he is witnessing first-hand all the stupid poses humans do when standing still in water

[redstonedust]

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[starlight-shadowbanned]

and it was in Nine Teen Sixty Six???

[shmreduplication]

With Spain's win today, England is the only country to have won the men's world cup exactly once. Every other team has won 0 or 2+ times

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[sinsinewave]

btw this is also the main thing in computer competence i'm good at computers because i read what it says on things before i click on them and if there's an error i read what it says in the error dialog

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Can Eridians get drunk?

Good luck trying to figure this one out Grace.

As always, thanks @justcakethanks! for the template.

[leconartiste]

It lurks in the depths…

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.