Slutty Little Candy Man

I post the little things. Hi! I'm Cherry! Adult, she/her, gay af, in Canadia and I reblog everything as a hobby. Banner by throneofpages on notion.

[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[cherabel]

you know its pride month when all the lesbians on my timeline post selfies of themselves all dolled up and looking absolutely gorgeous. please, give me more

[mclennonyaoi]

[trender4trender]

So You Think You Can Abolish It Without Abolishing The Social Conditions That Give Rise To It: my new game show

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[lakemojave]

Where would we be without the bagel 🥯?...or her humble cousin...the doughnut 🍩...

[lakemojave]

[winged-void]

posting is a stress response

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[gokusclit]

let’s all be mean annoying lesbians together 🙂‍↕️

[gokusclit]

Cuz we were all wondering

[shamebats]

[michaelmilkers]

"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[crtter]

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

[kosmogrl]

something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going something in me knows where I’m going