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Toast - he/they

[korvid-19]

the magnus archives might still be a podcast

[cherry-pie-bi]

mom turned 911 on tv this evening and so i caught the last 5 minutes of this episode which was the first i’d ever seen. all i can say is… yeah I get what tumblr is on about with those two

[genderkoolaid]

just realized that some of yall haven't ever listened to gnx and got so so sad... please. its not too late for you. love yourself and go listen to kendrick lamar's gnx right now. or watch zaydante react to it because he's hilarious and also gives really beautiful emotionally resonant analysis. and dances his ass off while doing so

[vegas2014]

she would have prev'd you. like i prev you

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[assignedilyaoftheday]

this is your assigned ilya of the day and hes asking for a little kissy just a lil kiss gimmie kiss

[itshamwich]

"hey can you please give me some grace?"

"why of course!"

"please take good care of him tho"

[disgustinggf]

[starrynet]

words to live by

[cherry-pie-bi]

really hit the point in the semester where i celebrate hitting submit on every mid assignment

[cherry-pie-bi]

actually so glad i stayed up to watch the end of that game

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[quaksi]

Would it be alright if I blog about the character tonight. The one I've been blogging about everyday

[cherry-pie-bi]

never been more excited to not be watching a sport than i am right now

[barbie-verse]

shane hates peeling oranges because he doesn't like how his nails feel against the peel but they have a lot of health benefits so he still eats them a lot and ilya realises that shane makes his ick face every time he peels an orange so starts making it his mission to "subtly" distract shane so he can steal the orange away and peel it for him is that anything?

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of ilya doing one of those puppy buzzfeed interviews and then anya sniffing him when he gets home and feeling SO betrayed

and shane meanwhile is having a great time pressing the accelerator on this guilt trip

cuddling anya and just, "i know, huh? papa left and played with WHO KNOWS HOW MANY other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him"

ilya, who is lowkey devastated: "hollander, this is not a joke."

"no, it isn't, huh, anya? you're so, so sad now."

"...hollander PLEASE. anya, i am sorry-"

"it seems like he's saying something, but we can't hear cheaters, can we, anya?"

"HOLLANDER"