So, I was bored waiting for a certain someoen (not creebs this time), and I descided to figure out the age-old math equation of ‘If I throw a triangle out of the car and the car is going 20km/h and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul’ The most accurate figure for how much a human soul costs was from some story/song called “The devil went down to Georgia” where the lyrics have the devil offering a fiddle made of gold as an equal to a soul. so he’s betting with a fiddle made of gold, for a soul
Now, let’s assume that a fiddle weighs 450 grams, and it’s mostly made out of spruce and maple like most other fiddles. spruc'es density is 0.43 g/cm cubed and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm cubed. now, because I’m lazy, we’re just going to take the average of these and that’ll be the average density of the fiddle’s maetrial. So that makes it o.515 g/cm cubed. so, if the fiddle weighs 450 grams, and has a density of 0.515, that means that the volume of the wood in the fiddle is 873.8 cm cubed. this golden fiddle of soul-equality was made of gold instead of wood though.
So, 873.8 cm cubed of gold, instead of wood weighs 16.9 kilos, which is a lot. fourty pounds of gold. That’s a lot of gold, That could probably pay for all the breadsticks I could ever need.
Now, if I were to sell this golden fiddle today, I need to factor in the selling point of gold today… Which is 1215.40 USD per ounce. That gives us out value, which is 660,326.82 USD
You can buy a lot of things with that
like a missile for example
Or cupcakes
Or hip replacement in spain, a plane trip TO spain, 3 years of living in spain and a plane trip back.
Or, the ransom fee of a certain someoen in my basement, leave the money on the corner of 5th baker’s avenue
but yes, cupcakes are what we are buying. Cupcakes are a bit harder to figure out, but most cupcakes sell for 2.50 to 4.00 at a bakery (specifically the one on 5th baker’s avenue), so let’s say 3.25 USD
Now, divide the total amount by the price per cupcake and we have 203,177 cupcakes, and 1.56 USD left over
you could probably buy one or two less so you can get a doctors appointment or a therapist to check you out if you’re going to spend that much on solely cupcakes
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