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[prokopetz]

Something I see getting overlooked a lot when discussing queercoding in historical media is that in many cases it's not evidence that the writers secretly shipped it; it was aimed at straight dudes specifically to freak them out. Depicting a male villain as sexually interested in a male hero reads as horror to the cishet male audience. Like, Venom didn't spend years and years being blatantly characterised as Spider-Man's creepy stalker ex because Marvel's writers were all closeted yaoi fans. That was meant to be scary – which of course doesn't mean you can't read it differently, but don't give them credit they don't deserve!

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[boatshoesbreadsticksandbastards]

how did everyone here actually get into btvs? like, whats everyone's meet cute with the show? im curious...

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[tattooed-freckles]

I’m not really hard to please, I like neck kisses and pizza.

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[cherryblvssm]

work is oissing me OFF today

i have senioritis but like i’m not even lined up anywhere rly. my old coworker said he’d get me an interview at his new place but hasn’t followed up, i have two interviews scheduled for next week, i just can’t fucking do it here anymore. i’m so pissed.

owner took a takeout order in chinese, translated it to me WRONG and then i had to placate the customer. different girl ordered an avocado roll and now claims she ordered a california roll. NO YOU DIDNT

[madnessofmen]

every time I meet a woman who is kind of annoying I get really paranoid like am I a misogynist

[cherryblvssm]

found a person on youtube that has exactly TWO (2) videos. one is a supernatural edit to ‘Heaven help us’ by mcr, (a song i’ve BEEN SAYING is dean coded;) and a destiel edit to ‘everybody does’ by julien baker, ANOTHET SONG IVE BEEN SAYING IS DEAN CODED. also mcr and julien are my favorite artists. i need to be best friends with this person but they haven’t posted in 5 years

[cherryblvssm]

noooo this was my safe hidden side blog and then i made a banger post (45 notes)

[cherryblvssm]

there was a time when i rarely read anything over 3k words. i almost exclusively read one shots, even. now if it’s under 7k im like “what even happens? they have one conversation?” like it feels so short

[cherryblvssm]

people on the internet misunderstand how withdrawal works.

reading a fic where dean is dependent on alcohol, and this is shown by dean waking up with a headache and chugging whiskey, and then not drinking again for the rest of the day. and then the next day starts the same. he would be drinking all day, the withdrawals set in much before 24 hours.

[cherryblvssm]

turning this into an outlet for the tiny things wrong with this fic:

drinking water immediately before taking an oral thermometer. you need to wait 15 minutes!!!

[cherryblvssm]

GET CREATIVE OR STOP BEING CREATIVE.

if you say “the ex-angel” one more time i might flip. “hunter” and “partner” aren’t as bad but they DO wear on me. i can’t deal w this. just use their names! it feels so repetitive when you’re using things like “the green eyed man” “the ex-angel” “his partner” but it doesn’t feel the same way when you use names over and over! but also, maybe take the fact that you feel the need to switch between different names as a sign that you aren’t complimenting your writing style.

[cherryblvssm]

people on the internet misunderstand how withdrawal works.

reading a fic where dean is dependent on alcohol, and this is shown by dean waking up with a headache and chugging whiskey, and then not drinking again for the rest of the day. and then the next day starts the same. he would be drinking all day, the withdrawals set in much before 24 hours.

[cherryblvssm]

turning this into an outlet for the tiny things wrong with this fic:

drinking water immediately before taking an oral thermometer. you need to wait 15 minutes!!!

[cherryblvssm]

people on the internet misunderstand how withdrawal works.

reading a fic where dean is dependent on alcohol, and this is shown by dean waking up with a headache and chugging whiskey, and then not drinking again for the rest of the day. and then the next day starts the same. he would be drinking all day, the withdrawals set in much before 24 hours.

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?