Dumb Blonde Lover

Follow for the art, stay for my stupidity Call me Zip! He/they

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[nickistat]

AITA for trying to win back my husband after i dropped him from the sky?

Listen. I know how this sounds. I(M, 180ish) and my husband (M, 60ish) have been going through what I'd call a rough patch in our marriage. after our daughter (F, 30ish) left home he fell into a depression. I was miserable too, as no matter what I did I could not win him back over. for years I was neglected, only for our daughter to return home after her abandonment and demand that he leave me to travel with her. The gall! I wish i was surprised, but my husband was ready to abandon 30 years of marriage at the first sight of our child in years. I will admit, I got a bit mad. I'm prone to yelling, and I may have grabbed my daughter by the throat. not my proudest moment, but my husband insisted on escalating things into a full brawl. I was not for this, but after much pressing, i flew high into the sky and dropped him. I will say that I regret this and have apologized profusely on countless occasions. However it was not a fatal drop, and it was only a few months before he was recovered. I have since been showering him with gifts and apologies, my best attempts to make amends. both he and my daughter are only responding with hate and vitriol. after ages of trying I'm finally starting to wonder- AITA?

Update: because a lot of you have been commenting about our age gap i'll try to clear some things up. we met when i was 150 and he was 33, a fully grown man running his own business and caring for his family. it's not like i preyed upon a young boy with no life for himself. anyway, who else am i meant to date at my age?? also if you guys had met our daughter you wouldn't be as mad about the whole assaulting her thing.

Update 2: okay so I have some good news and bad news. I was able to win him back, and we returned to our happy life for a good while. I tried to make amends with our daughter, but, well. she plotted my murder. I type this from a dump with my throat slit. I may have fumbled

[real-oddity-deactivated20240907]

RadenWA is honestly a hero for these

they're got even more than these, too!

[crimsonminstrel]

[smiggles]

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

[cherrycatkyo]

Commissions updated everything halfed!!

Payments due after sketch is finalized :)

I do not have PayPal so c*shapp and Venmo works best!!!

[cherrycatkyo]

Starting college soon and would appreciate all the help I could get for room and board!!!! If u commission me I’ll throw in a kiss too while I’m at it

[cherrycatkyo]

This scene ripped out my heart and fed it to me

[cherrycatkyo]

THIS KEEPS MAKING ROUNDS AND IM BEGGING YALL TO LET ME REMAKE I I LOVE THE SCENE BUT ITS BEEN 5 YEARS 😭

[cherrycatkyo]

hi zip

Hi max looke at this fucked up creacher

[numahachi]

[megapotion]

[esoteric-brustle]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[cherrycatkyo]

Hi hi hi hi hi hi zip hi ily

Hi hi hi hi max hi ily

[fadedlovemp3]

not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war 

[cherrycatkyo]

Commissions updated everything halfed!!

Payments due after sketch is finalized :)

I do not have PayPal so c*shapp and Venmo works best!!!

[abyranss]

I had a thought.

[cherrycatkyo]

Do we remember the bnha edits

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[cherrycatkyo]

Aw the slrunklies

[demilypyro]

Imagine having the money to solve world hunger and just not doing it. What kind of person acts like that. Why would you not want to be "the guy who solved world hunger"

[demilypyro]

If you solved world hunger you could spend the rest of your life having as shitty of a personality as you want. You'd still be the guy who solved world hunger. Nobody would be able to criticize after that. Why would you not

[demilypyro]

We are not speaking in hypotheticals here

[demilypyro]

God this all fucking sucks so much