Cherry Juice

Ive been gone from tumblr for so long that im trans now. Demigorl she/her

[cherryjuicd]

Fuck

[luxrecord]

fakemon i ended up liking a lot...

[cherryjuicd]

You see, I'd post something actually good, but I'm actually just a million brain eating ng amoebae inside someone else's head.

There's nothing :(

[cherryjuicd]

All frances go to heaven

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler

[bright-ascension]

you fool. that's god.

[cherryjuicd]

After Deltarune chapter 3 this post has only gained more credibility.

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[64mpg]

[64mpg]

my meds are ketchup and fork water

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[sm64mario]

[too-fast-4u]

Hey Tumblr! It’s Sonic the Hedgehog!

Remember that I, unlike Mario, would NEVER post my nudes on main!

[sm64mario]

You'a exclusively wear gloves and shoes and nothing else

[too-fast-4u]

If i took them off I would be naked.

[sm64mario]

...You win THIS time, Sonic the Hedgehog.

[fuzzpup]

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

[freakoutgirl]

damn the sadness really does last forever

[freakoutgirl]

Didn't mean to use that picture

[jame7t]

women & bitches love my cavern

[cryptotheism]

Can you shut up about your cavern

[jame7t]

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

[cryptotheism]

Dog where the fuck am I

[grox]

[opuhe-deactivated20230302]

are you ready to jerk off everywhere and cum everywhere?

[pukicho]

Solksong shadow drop tomorwo!

[keiachi-chan]

PUKICHO WHAT THE FUCK

[pukicho]

You're welcome all (didn't do anything)

[oneheadtoanother]

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[cherryjuicd]

what the fuck dude, you can't just dig up a horse that is CLEARLY in hibernation like that. put him back.