Get Down On It

Kevin/Yalldve | 29 | Pisces You will watch Bocchi the Rock

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[nokiabae]

“You want a lamborghini? Look hot in a bikini?”

-Ayn Rand

[pilferedinstagram]

[pjackk]

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[dogpuppy]

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[luetta]

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

[luetta]

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

[luetta]

keep going she's close

[konoko]

[everyteenager4free2]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s