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[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[thememedaddy]

[spriggan675]

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

[pr]

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[holefoodsmarket]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

[parasitoidism]

being a star wars fan is so funny because star wars sucks

[egirlbutternubs]

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

[badnatured]

remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman

[stuckinapril]

sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things

[borderlinexcrazy]

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[virgoboy]

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

[greelin]

stop showing me men with big beautiful brown eyes. what am i supposed to do. do you want me to fucking die

[vivienvalentino]

do you ever just

[almiarangers]

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence