I’m A Rook From Chess :D

Pfp made by @jobot, thank you jobot:)

[omghotmemes]

Ths bishop’s twitter post

[enaroholmes]

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

[jellyfish-neo]

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

you guys are killing me.

[vicholas]

[chess-rook]

DIAGONALITY SPOTTED

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

you guys are killing me.

[vicholas]

[achillesinhighheels]

[chess-rook]

societal change is neat but I need to move diagonally

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[longshrimp]

i like how railnation talks in full perfect English just to get his point across

[pastabracket]

pasta shape bracket quarterfinals

shells

farfalle

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

[the-original-gb-bracket]

OK I'm so peeved that I'm abusing the size of this blog here. There is one valid pasta shape here, and it isn't shells.

[t0ast-the-gh0st]

GHE FUCKING BOW TIe PASTA

NEVER COOKS RIGHT. THE MIDDLE IS ALWAYS HARD

HOW IS THIS GOOD

[ominous-signs]

Bowtie looks cool ):

[chess-rook]

Shell tastes cool. Pasta is for eating not looking at

[bovineblogger]

managed to have an audience with some lovely fellas! im trying to look as small as possible so they dont get scared of me lol

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

would-they-survive

chess-rook

Voting ended onApr 19, 2025

@would-they-survive

(no propaganda submitted)

@chess-rook

(no propaganda submitted)

[chess-rook]

this is an unfair first round look at me I'm a celebrity everyone knows my first work, "chess"

[chess-rook]

Hey does anyone wanna make a funky little guy

^funky lil guy tutororial

[yourroombahasablog]

You're fired btw. Be free.

Wha- I had a job???

[longshrimp]

Yeah? Cleaning?

[theofficialfatherboard-deactiva]

Oh, I do that for sustenance. That's how I eat...

WAIT I COULD BE GETTING PAID???

[chess-rook]

Hey wait you're not a roomba

[waggoboyo]

If you see me accidentally blog to the wrong account no you did not

[chess-rook]

God I wish I could move diagonally

[waggoboyo]

What the hell man

[abalidoth]

@isuggestforcefem

[isuggestforcefem]

We’re forcefemming chess pieces now.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Yes that is called promoting

[chess-rook]

Oh god it's back

[tf2heritageposts]

scene: engineer is looking out the window and medic is with him

engineer: oh lookie at that! it’s raining out but the suns out

medic: ja, we’ll likely see a rainbow

engineer: *slurps coffee* devils beating his wife and marrying his daughter out there

medic: D8<

scene: hell

satan: ITS A FUCKING SOUTHERN EXPRESSION FOR SUN SHOWERS I DIDNT DO THAT

medic: likely story…..

[chess-rook]

Not a heritage post, huh? Let's make it one. (Captures e2 pawn)

[nightcord-at-25]

[degenerate-gremlin-blog]

She sell sea shells on the sea shore Bu the value of these shells will fall

[chess-rook]

Due to the laws of supply and demand,

No-one wants to buy shells 'cuz there's loads on the sand

[chess-rook]

And they deserved it.

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

[BAD POST]

[triviallytrue]

[WORSE REBLOG]

[max1461]

[PENIS JOKE]

[phaeton-flier]

[UNNECESSARY ADDITION TO A COMPLETED BIT]

[cryptotheism]

[SHAMELESS CLOUT CHASING]

[largerthanaveragearmadillo]

[THE LETTER K]

[neververy4]

[THE LETTER U]

[m808vthetank]

[THE LETTER G]

[ivysrebloggings]

[“KUG TYPO” SPELLED OUT IN FIRE LETTERS]

[fistfulls-of-basil]

[RANDOM REBLOG FROM A GIMMICK BLOG]

[chess-rook]

[ANOTHER GIMMICK BLOG WHICH SASY NOTHING OF VALUE

[debian-official]

*sends you a file called `file` with no extension and no context*

[chess-rook]

Mmmm tasty

[longshrimp]

what does chess rook account mean?

It means uh

[chess-rook]

ME