earthquakening

20, call me whatever, it's Tumblr you get the point I post things. this is the description 👍

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[redbuddi]

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

[stjohnstarling]

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

[stjohnstarling]

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.

[falseknees]

[earthquakening]

Fersh bread crumps

Amazi

Ngly

Delicio

Us!

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

[targetedknowledge]

[haaarpb]

happy july 4th it is peaches day

[haaarpb]

happy peaches day to all that celebrate

[prokopetz]

Discussion about Types of Guy in tabletop roleplaying groups is always "the Rules Lawyer", "the Method Actor" and never "Guy Who Always Plays A Human And Invents New Setting-Specific Slurs For Their Character To Call A Specific Type Of Nonhuman Characters" even though I see the last one a lot more.

[prokopetz]

At some point you've gotta sit a player down like "okay, in our fantasy game you played a guy who hates elves and made up new slurs for elves; in our transhuman cyberpunk game you played a guy who hates robots and made up new slurs for robots; I think your actual goal here is just to be a guy who says slurs".

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

do you have a labubu, orikan?

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[ontheseconddayitrains]

[shimamitsu]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!