A Page of Mixed Things

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[wizardbubs]

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Never saw the movie, but this sounds like legitimate High Schooler dialogue.

Very rare in movies.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[accordionlover]

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[awsydawnarts]

[quarterclever]

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

[quarterclever]

Some of my favorites

[quarterclever]

And my absolute fav

[red-garden]

Shen Yuan introducing his own version of DnD to Qing Jing to get his disciples to think strategically as well as teach them what makes a good story/character. Ning Yingying is one of those annoying bard players that don’t try to figure anything out and just roll to seduce everything. Ming Fan spends hours trying to figure out the best way to minmax his build which Shen Yuan both hates and is impressed by. Binghe is a unicorn player who’s really good at not only following the direction the DM is pointing in, but also reigning in the other players. Only inner disciples that are doing really well in their classes get to play with Shizun but people are allowed to watch the sessions as they happen, which becomes a beloved peak wide pastime. Mostly because Shizun character acts for all his NPCs.

Occasionally other peak lords are allowed to join as guest players, however Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge suck ass and have been banned. Shang Qinghua abd Qi Qingqi are tye most common repeat guests.

[untamedmetablogiguess]

it probably drives Shang qinghua slightly crazy that everyone is praising sqq for how ~creative~ and ~unique~ this game/storytelling tool he created is, while SQH sits there like “I know what you are motherfucker”

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[marcolikestowatch]

Kinoko Shibari

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert