Fan + Girl = Scary

Pretty much fandom and dogs up in here

[insomniac-arrest]

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

[insomniac-arrest]

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[vastderp]

dogs are the absolute best.

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[sunjins-remade]

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

[art-of-a-velociraptor-deactivat]

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

[richardalexanderrr]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

She has a YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA

[nephrastar]

Ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

[ewzzy]

Jesus Christ confirmed for Smash Bros

[jtcatsby]

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I love this video because it’s one of the few ones I’ve seen where an animal is being messed with using a holiday prop and is totally okay with it. This is a super happy, relaxed cat who really does enjoy the skriches and does not appear to be bothered at all by the fact they’re coming from spoopy decorations and not living human hands. 

Bonus points because the person doing it is being really gentle and calm. 

[betadunsparce]

this is my entire range of emotions thanks for showing up

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Number #001 for a reason 

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

[tai-kou-bou]

[comics-r-4-gurlz]

THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!

[littlemissonewhoisall]

It’s funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for “someone fucked up and Spidey’s on the warpath”. That’s probably why the fourth guy just said “uh-oh”.

[angry-weeaboo-rants]

DO YOU SEE HIM CLENCHING HIS FIST WHEN HE’S SHOWING UP IN A REFLECTION IT’S LIKE HE WANTS TO SAY IT AND HE CAN’T

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[untestsubject]

♪ きっと大丈夫 ♪

just miss EVERYTHING about this song right now

[babyanimalgifs]

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

[the-privateer]

the god damn comedic timing on this

[apicturewithasmile]

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

[t-aash]

i love you guillermo del totoro

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[halfeatenfruitsnack]

*At Endevors agency*

Secretary: Hi what can I help you with?

Hawks: Hi im here here to see the dilf

Secretary: Who?

Endevor, kicking down the door: HAWKS I SWEAR TO GOD-

Hawks: Oh there he is