Isabel

Shit Person with a Shit Blog

[ruinedchildhood]

[howthehelldoileave]

I hate that people never include the finished render when posting that. it looks so good it's a shame not to.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[takereveng3]

Reporter: Why do you think so many countries’ governments around the world are just ignoring what’s happening in Gaza?

Greta Thunberg: Because of racism, that’s the simple answer, I would say. Racism, and basically desperately trying to defend a deadly, destructive system that systematically maximizes short term economic profit and geopolitical power over the well being of humans and the planet. Right now, it is morally difficult to defend that – it is impossible— but they’re desperately trying which is …. absurd is not the word, but there are no words to describe it.

- Greta Thunberg in Paris, after returning from Israel’s illegal abduction of her aboard the Madleen (10 Jun 25)

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[chrometrashcan]

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[cptkitten]

dude in the other side of the confessional, smoothing back his more salt than pepper hair, tugging at his collar, breaking into a slight nervous sweat that highlights his crows feet and laugh lines: Is that so?

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[everythingfox]

[comikbook]

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

[comikbook]

like im sure thats probably him

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

[gaystropod]

I love that the nature of humanity is to repeat itself

[guerrillatech]

[queenbeaver69-deactivated202512]

FACTS 👏

We are here to live joyously and freely and experience all that this world has to offer that calls to us. We are here to thrive.

We are NOT here to produce some meaningless product and slave away our physical and mental capabilities for little to no reward. We are NOT here to struggle to survive.

[animentality]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[evilvarric666-archive]

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

[evilvarric666-archive]

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

[evilvarric666-archive]

this is hilarious actually.

[bunjywunjy]

[whitmanic]

Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

[luxiomahariel]

with low sour cream spotting