Karl Marx will come back to life in 2027☭

Jaeson 🔸he/him 🔸 20🔸 pan, ace🔸 this is a sideblog r.i.p. 🔸spooky season is all year around 🔸icon by moi 🔸header by elliot-da-warcriminal 🔸hank is speakin in cursive

[chickenlorde]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[comment-tube]

[pukicho]

tell me what to draw

[doa333]

dog riding a bicycle

[pukicho]

[im-a-rock]

Why is the Bike Hyper-realistic.

[pukicho]

Which one?

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[the-macintosh-system]

what does this mean

moot what does this mean

[a-sentient-cup]

[ren-acoelomate]

So is mickeys dick smasher the new terminology for an inverted bell curve

[readerofallsins]

@worldheritagepostorganization @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[animatedtext]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[batrachised]

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[potatosamm]

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[pukicho]

I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

[squiddobow]

[pukicho]

uh oh

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[flashdrive-fucker]

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

[nyawave]

just like the gay bar

[cerealistlover]

BYE I KEEP RUNNING INTO OGS OF ICONIC POSTS WHAT IS HAPPENING

[readerofallsins]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame your turn

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[whatifweallweresquirrels]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose