Snap into a slim jim YEAH

27 yo : here for a long time not a good time

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[elokitties]

[viralfrog]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[theonion]

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

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[moon111111]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[moviequotes3]

Suda51 jacking the hell off. Reblog to help him cum!

[tamsywindsup]

From Dorohedoro Season 2 ending theme "Return to Head" MV

[septemberlikestea]

"i was looking for roseate spoonbill" style bossfight.

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[triviallytrue]

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[asklawyer]

prob not gonna finish this

[yeahiwasintheshit]