memes ig

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Sit on an old bike saddle all day until your dick goes numb. Now when you masturbate it feels like you're jerking off someone else.

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

O.M.G.

[airsignz]

whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 real shout out .. shout out … FOLLOWERS AHAAAAAHH ……………………… doing a shout out for .. if ur following it aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAUAU fuck… cant wait to meet up … peace …. aa .. a a .. a

[pinkpotatocereal]

wtf

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

This is Jesus

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

ok i did it

[2-face]

i see we’re at a stalemate

[394627486283962718494]

Everybody who interacts with this post dies on impact

[seb-vit]

I’m laughing at all you shorties

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

well im dead and that isn’t every nice of you @seb-vit. Just cause your giant doesn’t mean that we are messed up, maybe you are. WHY CANT WE ALL BE FRIENDS? (short people help me start a war)

[seb-vit]

*stomps on you*

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

 sorry- *very

*slips under your giant foot and gathers and army of shorties to defeat you*

[seb-vit]

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

All of your army is dead, what are you going to do now, gather more, you’re wasting people’s lives

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

No you are wasting lives with murder

[seb-vit]

They’re too small for it to be considered murder

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

I don’t even know what to say to that…   are we not human?

 mur·derˈmərdər/noun1.the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.“the stabbing murder of an off-Broadway producer"synonyms:killing, homicide, assassination, liquidation, extermination, execution, slaughter, butchery, massacre; More verb1.kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation.“somebody tried to murder Joe”

[seb-vit]

^^^^

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

ya know i can deal with not being human (but dont kill me i will come back and haunt you)

[seb-vit]

Please, I’m lonely

[breisbred]

what if you’re 5′4″

[seb-vit]

You’re on thin fucking ice

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

please your lonely? ya asking for me to haunt you m8?

[seb-vit]

Actually, please don’t, I’d rather be dead than being with a person that writes like you

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

so rude

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

@seb-vit also, it was a joke. I don’t normally write like that.

[seb-vit]

Fuck you then, you hurt my eyes

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

how did it hurt your eyes? I was just being myself. What is wrong with that?

[seb-vit]

It’s only okay to be yourself if I don’t fucking hate you

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

what have i done to make you hate me?

[seb-vit]

Because of your writing

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

oh okay. sorry about the writing. I know it’s annoying, I’ll stop writing like that.

[just-existentialcrisis-thoughts]

I’m not sure what is happening but I agree with @seb-vit the way you write/wrote was atrocious. I disapprove of this.

[slytherin-to-my-queer-kingdom]

@just-existentialcrisis-thoughts Not you too. It was meant as a joke, I’m also sleep deprived. It was one part of the entire thread and I apologized multiple times. It wasn’t meant to be offensive. Also I’m a nice person who fucked up, @seb-vit was being very rude. Besides, you shouldn’t choose sides until you know the whole story.

[seb-vit]

Thanks for calling me rude

[just-existentialcrisis-thoughts]

I mean they’re not wrong.

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

Fellow short ppl please pay attention THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AGAINST OUR KIND WHAT THE FUCK YO CHICKEN STRIPS

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

OMG

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Always refuse to take a breathalyzer.

If you refuse to take the breathalyzer if you’re buzzed, they must take you to their station to take blood. During that time, you may sober up enough that when they do, you might have a fighting chance in court.

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

Oh thats smart😉

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

[quasarkisses]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE

[catchingarrows-blog]

This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

[fluffy-moose]

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

[wwooper]

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

[kyruceleste]

For my American followers

[fallon-ashby]

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

[cyberfrostian]

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

[honeydollydimples-deactivated20]

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[caffeinated-librarian]

I GIVE ZERO SHITS IF YOU AREN’T FROM AMERICA YOU ARE FUCKING SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS HOW STALKERS OPERATE OH MY GOD SIGNAL BOOST

[lupinofthe3rdvariety-deactivate]

Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

[septickles-deactivated20180124]

save urself yanks

[omegapausestuck]

MOTHERFUCKING SPREAD THIS SHIT NOW GUYS

[kprojectscenarios]

This isn’t our normal posting, but if there are any American followers on our blog, PLEASE do this now.

[def-initely-soul]

If anyone of my followers is american, do this!!!

[some-rfa-imagines]

PLEASE STAY SAFE. I’m not American and I don’t plan on it but I know at least some of my followers are and I want you all safe. Please, please, please, signal boost this as much as possible.

[ninjago-memes]

Reblogging on both blogs because this is important for my American followers

[echo-julien-deactivated20231231]

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this a thing?

I wasn’t on there, but my best friend, stepmom, dad, and two full-blooded siblings were. (Even checked the half-siblings and they weren’t there, but they’re both pretty young.) You bet your ass I removed them. 

[otherviosmainblog]

Guys PLEASE look this up. I was on there as well as my family. Stay safe, friends

[kryptsune]

🌼Hey, guys stay SAFE please! I had to actually take steps to take myself off this creepy website too. 

[badkidgorgug]

I know I have a ton of American followers. Guys, please make sure you’re not on this.

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

jesus fucking christ, Guys look out for this, and check if you are on it.

[haiku-robot]

jesus fucking christ guys look out for this and check if you are on it

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Star signs will someday symbol your mistakes. | PayPal | Patreon

[probablymomrpgideas]

Be safe, protect your info dears.

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

this is uncool to move thyne info posthaste

[eggswheretheyshouldntbe]

NON EGG BUT WHAT IN TBE FUCK

[the--yeetster]

This is fucked m8

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

Wth omg I'm americqn and I'm too scared to look this up . just everyone be careful

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

WORLD WAR TEA HAS BEGUN

[just-existentialcrisis-thoughts]

Leave us brits alone ;-;

[violetpng]

no! :3c

[just-binch-thoughts]

Guys don’t be mean iced tea is a thing and so is actual tea. And that fuze tea shit, but fuck everything that stops me from binging yt without breaks for 2 days straight.

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

WORLD WAR TEAAAA

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

You

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

THERES A FLY IN MY ROOM AND IT KEEPS LANDING ON ME AND ITS ABOUT TO BUZZ ITS WAY INTO HELL IF I EVER CATCH IT SOMEONE HELP

[advice-animal]

*breaks knuckles*

[chickennuggetsk-blog]

*eats cake*