Well...

Smol Angry Russian Kitten Protection Squad.

[sunnys1de-d0wn]

so i was watching heated rivalry (again) and paused randomly on the gem of a moment that is david assuming they've been together since the All-Star game and i laughed so hard because THIS-

is the face of a man who's going to have to tell his parents that no, it hasn't been about 6 months, maybe try 7. Years, actually. of him fucking his arch rival and proceeding to pathetically fall head over heels for him. Despite said arch rival being a man. And his rival. And an egoistic asshole, in theory.

AND SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM IS THIS GUY-

who whored himself out put unspeakable amounts of effort into kickstarting this situationship-turned-marriage before his career even took off solely to witness this exact moment in time HES SO SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT HIM OHMYGODDDD IM CRYING💀

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

getting mad at ao3 for being against censorship and allowing all kinds of dark and fucked up fics to be on their platform is like getting mad at a library for not banning books

[karmacharmeleon18]

Ilya might be a dog person but he's NOT a golden retriever boyfriend.

Ilya is a cat. Ilya makes eye contact with Shane from across the room and slooowly reaches his hand out to knock his expensive skincare products off the counter. Ilya wants attention and wants it now and who cares if Shane's on the phone with his bff? Ilya will hiss and scratch at anyone who hasn't earned his trust but let Shane pet his belly and boop his nose. Ilya will explode the whole house if Shane doesn't pet his hair the second that he wants him to. Ilya was made in a lab just to annoy Shane and be loved by him more than life itself.

Ilya is a cat.

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timsezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[lavenderprose]

Love that Shane and Ilya are so insane for each other that it basically invokes the Forced Proximity trope from 500 miles away. Being in the same conference is too close for these fools. Being the same LEAGUE. What do you mean I have to see that guy once every six weeks and somehow keep my cool. What do you MEAN there's only a single international border separating us. How am I supposed to keep my emotional walls up when that guy sometimes occasionally comes within the general metropolitan area of my person. How can I fall asleep at night knowing that we're under the same constellations. This continent isn't big enough for the two of us. We're gonna have to kiss about it.

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

[casadoresdean]

Oh my god….

[chiiizakura]

PLD and Dylan Strome being on the Caps still feels weird to me

But good for them

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[burntmetalbastard]

And they were gay for each other

[ink-the-artist]

And they were gay for each other.

[ink-the-artist]

DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

[tomhoppusdelonge]

people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[callmeizukunotdeku]

listen, it might be the same account, but that's a different person trying to leave kudos

[nottodayjustin]

January 16th 2025 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[alienestrangement]

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[i-might-haveaproblem]

I'm pretty sure open portals are against OSHA regulations

[airandangels]

It took me a few moments to realise that these people are inside a warehouse type building and have opened a door to show the wild weather outside they are not in fact outside opening the door of their warehouse to show us the weather they are keeping inside

[marlynnofmany]

*taking notes for a fantasy story* They are now

[electricpentacle]

God-Machine Infrastructure: The Warehouse of the Storm

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*