Bruce Needs Sleep (We got’em good pt.2)
Just a fun thought. Haha!
Bruce: Boys... *holding his head in his hand, most definitely stressed*
Dick: *swinging on the chandelier in the living room laughing maniacally* B! B! Look at how fast I’m going!
Bruce decidedly ignores the acrobat and looks at his other sons around the room.
Jason is on the couch wiping his loaded pink-tinted RPG down, feet put up on the coffee table (a sight that Alfred definitely would not approve of).
Tim is sitting besides Jason drinking his (most likely) 500th cup of coffee of the day as he types away on both his work and personal computer simultaneously.
Damian sits opposite to Tim and Jason sharpening his katana rather maliciously, flicking his eyes occasionally at two.
Bruce: *sighs loudly reconsidering his life for a second* Boys...
Dick continues his laughing, swinging the chandelier faster - the creaking noises of the ceiling becoming evident.
Jason looks just about ready to shoot Dick with his pink RPG.
Tim is somehow managing to text on his phone whilst continuing his previous actions all at once.
Finally, Damian is now definitely glaring maliciously at Tim and Jason, resembling a lion (with an extra sharp katana) ready to pounce on its prey.
Bruce, muttering to himself: Where did I go wrong...
Alfred: Master Bruce, if I may, what is troubling you? *sets down a cup of tea*
Bruce: Do you not see them? *gestures towards the 4 boys in the room*
Alfred: *looks over at the boys* I do not see a problem Master Bruce? They seem quite tame today compared to usual. *lifts his eyebrows a little*
Bruce: Wha- *looks over too*
Dick relaxing on the couch with a book in one hand as his other hand pets Damian - who is laying his head on Dick’s lap as he also reads a book, katana nowhere to be seen.
Jason and Tim playing Mario Kart on their Switch with the two controllers - Tim with the red controller playing as Toad and Jason with the blue playing as Princess Peach
Bruce, blinks in confusion: ...How...?
Alfred: Are you ok, Sir? *looks at Bruce, worry evident in his expression*
Bruce: I think... *flicks his gaze between Alfred’s concerned face and his boys acting ‘normally’* I-..
Bruce, clears his throat: I think... I need some sleep Alfred. Good night. *retreats from the room abruptly*
Alfred: Understood Sir...
[Five short silent seconds later]
Jason: pfft *trying to hold in his laughs before curling up in uncontrollable laughter*
Tim: *high fives Jason* That was priceless. I got it all on video too. *wipes a tear* Let’s rewatch it later.
Dick: We got B good didn’t we, Alfie? *rolls on the floor laughing, taking Damian with him*
Damian: Grayson! Unhand me this instance! *struggling from under Dick but with an unusually bright smile on his face*
Alfred: Yes. *smiling behind his gloved hand* It’s been quite sometime since I’ve seen Master Bruce so unsure. That was quite the amusing plot young masters. I just hope that Master Bruce doesn’t truly believe he’s spiralling into insanity.
Jason, Dick, Tim and Damian: *burst out laughing*
Bruce is unable to sleep as he is too busy thinking of an explanation for the phenomenon he just experienced.
Bruce, mutters to himself again: Maybe.. Alfred is a wizard.
