Adelaida

24. Panamanian in Spain. (prev. bettyfuckingcooper)

[depsidase]

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[miirabel]

the madrigals + good things come in threes

[ousia-poetica]

They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused. Drawing and illustration Felicia Chiao on instagram.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

[whenyourfavouritedies]

[ID: A meme of John Mulaney on stage edited so he’s saying: “Transphobes if you even fucking look at this post I will stomp you to death with my hooves” /End ID]

[filmcentral]

This is our home We’ve got every generation So full of music A rhythm of its own design

[jakeyp]

NEW YEAR NEW GIFS | day six: found family ↳ brooklyn nine-nine (insp.)

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

hello everyone how is your day going

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

Update: Spiders less successful than usual, more research required.

[pasywny]

my moods

1. tired 2. super tired 3. ultra tired

[funnytwittertweets]

[memeuplift]

For your Daily Dose of Wholesome Memes @memeuplift

[arrghigiveup]

[source]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“EHHNN!!” *flop*

“EHHNN!!” *flop*

[thoodleoo]

date ideas from the iliad

hang out together in a watch tower discussing your mortality and the inevitable destruction of your home

take your boyfriend on a night raid because you like him more than all the other greeks

try on each others’ armor (warning: may not end well)

hang out with the corpse of your dead boyfriend whom you refuse to bury

[glimmerofgold]

Sing, o goddess, of a date gone terribly wrong.

[cherylblossom]

[peachisty]

the way the sky remains equally breathtaking even when it changes its colors ever so often is my reminder that change is not exactly a bad thing.

[salvatoregilbert]

I remember everything. Every moment. It’s like a million tiny, little pieces of my heart have fallen back into place. I remember the moment that we met, the moment that we fell in love. How much I didn’t want to love you, but it was like… It was like I was being swept up into a current. I was consumed by it. Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries (2009-2017)

[droo216]

“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” The Good Place x The Wizard of Oz