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for funzies

[chillloutbitch]

Causing me physical pain when I remember my engraved wonderstruck perfume is in a landfill somewhere bc who saves an empty bottle of perfume? Me. I should’ve.

[only-cat-memes]

[andtosaturn]

I miss who I used to be.

cellphonehippie’s october prompt list: day 30 — faceless.

[chillloutbitch]

I am insanely excited about Shake It Off (Taylor’s Version)

[luisonte]

Cuanto tiempo libre tiene la gente

[preludeinz]

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

[chillloutbitch]

your unemployed friend at 2 pm on a wednesday

[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[bigscaryd]

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

[redwaltz]

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

[petranaradulovic]

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

[chillloutbitch]

mayhaps i start using tumblr again

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[alienscumbag]

[big-taurus-energy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thestylesindependent]

Harry Styles: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

[stream]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) || Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[parakeet]

so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

“Take the picture Roy, I’m freezing ma tits off!”

[pissvortex]