Sleep Deprived Since 2012

Hey, I'm Jess, I'm 19 and stress is my only emotion ~Australia~

[girlactionfigure]

[dickipedia-deactivated20171028]

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[jack-frostplay-deactivated20200]

I heard Te-Fiti wasn't too happy with you. She doesn't like it when people mess with her islands.

“Yeah, she blames a lot on me.”

“Y’know the whole “eternal winter” in Arendelle?”

“Not my fault.”

[edating]

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

[tooqueerclothing]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

so that’s what hillary’s been up to since the election

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[babyanimalgifs]

“Hello, it’s me”

[sweetiesugarbird]

They say the eyes are the window to the soul

[magikpelvis]

Gay culture is using your “straight voice” around new people

[wishmania-deactivated20181104]

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

[depsidase]

[punkrockdragonrainbowhipster-de]

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[huffylemon]

“he gave me bacon”

“i love bacon”

“i love him”

[phoneticfrenetic-deactivated201]

My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”

[adigitalmagician]

Sometimes?

[jumpingjacktrash]

congratulations on your new cat

[markv5]

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[princeofpeach]

Me not only accepting death, but welcoming it.

[basedpotatochip]

[ohhhhthatburns]

i don’t think she likes being hugged from behind