turing tested mother approved

Go, lest I baja blast thee with anathema

[mevil]

[bannertanks]

[funstyle]

buying an evil duvet from Dread Wrath & Beyond

[contremineur]

Medieval stained glass fragment incorporated in a later window at the church of All Saints, East Barsham (Norfolk)  

image from here

[english-history-trip]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[dogpuppy]

[puckssake]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 1st May 2026

↳ Roarwell Sea Lion

[jellycatsdaily]

Bonus Roarwell Sea Lion 🥰

[gretchensinister]

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[agpsoundsystem]

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[milosoup]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Hieronymus Bosch

[archiveswizard]

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

[lamignonette]

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit