turing tested mother approved

Go, lest I baja blast thee with anathema

[lamignonette]

[beggars-opera]

Witch 1: When shall we three meet again?

Witch 2: When the hurdy-gurdy's done

Witch 3: *absolutely shredding*

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[aeolianblues]

morose code I communicate in short and long sighs

[dappergamelord]

theyre going to make a Wicked for the old lady who owned donkey at the start of shrek. were going to hear her side of the story

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[slunch]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[segamascott]

[featuringmarkhoppus]

You’re damn right.

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 14th June 2026

↳ Amuseables S'mores

[dsmsix]

DJ Morrow (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

[dogpuppy]

[mevil]

[bannertanks]