Do no harm but take no shit

20's, Midwest USA, I post what I like :)

[mockva]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[uglygirlstatus]

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

[beta--persei]

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[pollicinor]

Il troll di Photoshop

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

[naomster]

He isn’t evil, he’s just working on genie logic….you need to be REALLY specific

[targetedknowledge]

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[blignick]

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

[realmarysue]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[catchymemes]

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]