[thecarrotswife]

Grogu eating luchables just gives me life idk

[funnytwittertweets]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

logging off zoom like

[animatedtext]

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[kincyr]

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

[weonsinnombre]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[as-per-usual]

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[ovw]

[thebootydiaries]

who is he 😍😍

[brucebocchi]

ikea monkey found alive in russia

[bloodveil2k]

my mans

[switch]

[sarcasticmudkip]

I love how tumblr’s environment is so self-sustaining and strong that I can just go to sleep, and wake up to find out that we bullied off an industry implant band within five hours without so much as an indication that some corperation tried to market on here. Keep doing the good work tumblr users. Good on you for keeping this place safe 

[asw4ng]

i cant wait until 2 years from now a video pops up in my youtube recommended title “Tramp Stamps: the tiktok punk failure” or smth like that and its an hour and a half and i am going to Eat That Shit Up

[kaijuno]

They’re in curgatory (canal purgatory)

[radiantroach]

March: REMOVE THE EVER GIVEN FROM THE SUEZ CANAL

April: PREVENT THE EVER GIVIN FROM LEAVING THE SUEZ CANAL

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[doggosource]

she pretty and she knows

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[guerrillatech]

[rats-feet-deactivated20240708]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles at prince philip’s 100th birthday