Christmascore

trying to get my mutuals to see the dumbest shit possible.

[crow-gal]

I just lost a knife fight with myself

(I cut myself at work)

[chistmascore]

Well alright I'll ask how did you cut yourself at work?

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[ashlgcostumes]

Everyone reblogging this with “so that’s why he’s a bad writer” is missing the point, btw

[jetix]

2024-09-21

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @tumbleweedtech

and here's the black ink version!

text: Dude, your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous fortune

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[threadcountart]

The CR cast having a two hour meeting with white boards and grub galore to discuss lore and strategies for a make-believe storytelling game is sending me. I wish I could be a fly on the wall just to witness the whole session.

[thememedaddy]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[sassysaidie]

someone caption this

[glob-bob]

Winged eyeliner

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This response is joyful and whimsical!

[ozempicofficial]

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[suckitblue]

"recovery one"

He hasn't recovered from shit in his life

[hukidamari-sketch]

(rkgk)

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[sixft]

wikipedia is good

[window-panel]