[dankmemeuniversity]

[bodyglitter]

me after starting to impulse clean my room and realize halfway through that im not feeling it anymore so now im sitting in a mess that was worse than when i started

[guerrillatech]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[kingpoet]

me getting the electric chair: i said ooh girl

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[joshpeck]

at a certain point you realize you've done it all before and survived and it makes continuing on way less daunting

[nature-punks]

Instead of endless wastelands of mowed grass lawns, consider:

[sophist-sophia]

😍

[dvar-trek]

this only works in places with lots of rain, a temperate summer, and a nice cold winter. like England. or Michigan.

[star-anise]

True! Unless you can find an economical way to irrigate, more appropriate lawn alternatives in hotter, more arid places might lean more to prairie meadows using local grasses and wildflowers:

Or, they might mean doing classic landscaping, but with rocks and xeriscape plants:

Or having a cactus garden:

There are lots of exciting possibilities once you throw the classic turf lawn out the window!

[tygermama]

these are all so beautiful and all I can think is ‘that stone arc isn’t a stargate and I’m sad about it’

[ceeberoni]

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[primulaceas]

Mary Oliver, "Blue Iris." Devotions

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild