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“Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

[computergay]

[drop-the-raincoat]

agentfelicitysmoak:

Superheroes subtly describing their powers

Tony “i don’t give a single fuck” Stark

[stability]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[jeangrey]

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[chloeisnerdy]

When you think you're going for a great shit and it comes out in little pieces.

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[scampthecorgi]

[ulibeanzz]

[john-marshall]

Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

[nickvelantine]

[john-marshall]

THANK YOU

[disneyroyalty]

[life-in-animation]

How come I never caught this.

[wrenkingtson]

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

[iknowyoudidntinvitemelastsummer]

My father disagrees. He thinks he won’t last five

[2seat]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things I love about this

someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail

the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail

“live harmless reptile”

her face

the tortoise’s face

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

[online-ghost]

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

[becca-archive]

HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)

Bonus:

[broriarty]

[cocotutter]

I laugh every time I see this

[fuks]

[kittiezandtittiez]