tastes like piss

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[back-that-sass-up]

secrets to a long life: eat nazis

[itzycherry]

2020 will be a happier, healthier and more productive year i speak it into existence

[itzycherry]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

to all baristas: thank you for your service 

[countrylesbian-moving]

[kittykat8311]

oh shit that’s all me

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

[limerancy]

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[local-goblin]

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

danny phantom au where ghosts dont exist

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

It Wasn’t A Competition But You Won Anyway

[timeloopfemme]

i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get ME to do it’s dirty work for it !

[noyaboya]

scottish twitter strikes again

[island-delver-go]

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

[wildeyereleasing]

[tintinintibet]

like if you would ask whats wrong reblog if you would wipe away her tears

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

she’s taking a shit? so i would leave her alone tbh

[kaidarade]

I’m calling the police

[eroscestlavie]

i know the thor fandom likes to paint loki as the bitchy fashion sibling because it’s so easy but let’s look at the FACTS here ladies….thor:

1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl 

2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other 

3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (”you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)

4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason 

5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail

6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok 

7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model 

thor is the fashion sibling..accept the truth 

[malefeministthor]

[meanplastic]

[jakemorph]

[witchgiggles]

[mens-rights-activia]

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

[cowboisupreme-blog]

Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:

And he posted this recently as well

So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.

[b00bconnoisseur]

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

[salamander-xander]

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

[cherryaire]

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Damn. he did it to us again

[illness-deactivated20180325]

he owns all of this