I'm attracted to things I can't define.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shaunleewhoo]

@ectoskeletons bitch wtf 😭😂😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[huffylemon]

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

That means you’re a selkie love

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

[funny-tik-toks]

[lesbyterianchurch]

Oh no

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[dirtycumrag-deactivated20210109]

I masturbate to this video constantly. I’ve always admired strong men since I was a kid and I became obsessed with admiring them. The sound of a heavy piss stream turns me on so bad. Splashing and dripping their piss wherever they want. And this video makes me leak every time, thinking about piss and big cocks

[jamesbitchjames]

yeah that’s what I was gonna say

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

[gifsthatmakesyoulaugh]

[afraiddave-deactivated20220727]

This saw senses when it hits flesh.

I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog

[lonely-creator]

That hot dog just straight up DELETED that fuckin sawblade. Its GONE!

[drxgonfly]

InfraMunk vs Tracy Arm Fjord  (by Bradley G Munkowitz)

[teenscoolest]

[justcatposts]

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

[woodfin-deactivated20211110]

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

[lynati]

…..Cats are Mandalorians.

[galemalio]

My most fave comment so far.

[benedictsvestcollection]

This is the way.

[whitefireprincess]

Stella 

[angel-kiyoss]

Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.

[fierceawakening]

i wonder what they are dreaming about

[plum-soup]

Changing colors duh

[max1461]

What’s really cool about this is that cephalopod (octopus, squid, etc.) intelligence evolved completely separately from intelligence in tetrapods (which includes primates, dolphins, crows… basically any other intelligent animals you can think of). Cephalopods are very, very far away from us on the tree of life. For context, you and a starfish are more closely related than you and an octopus. The last common ancestor of humans and cephalopods was the so-called Urbilaterian, the hypothetical first animal with a left-right symmetric body. This animal almost certainly had, at most, an extremely simple nervous system, without anything resembling a brain.

All this is to say that the fact that this octopus appears to be dreaming means one of two things. Either

a) dreaming is a very, very old thing indeed, going directly back to the Urbilaterian. This would mean that almost every animal, from insects to starfish to sea slugs to newts, is likely to have the ability to dream in some capacity or another (unless they have specifically lost it by evolutionary simplification).

or

b) dreaming evolved entirely independently in cephalopods when they developed greater intelligence. This would suggest, at least, that there’s something very fundamental about dreaming related to intelligence itself, which causes it to emerge independently when sufficient intelligence arises.

Needless to say, either of these outcomes would be really very cool.

[somecutething]

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu

[whitepeopletwitter]

[duke605]

[sethlord]

The content I’m here for

[jawncharles]

who is he

[quintusbenedictus]