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with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

thehumanwiki

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Voting ended onJul 3

gentlier

Other: a Star Trek shimmer!

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

bruzum

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

aweirdofangirl

Imagine you are an actor and your job for the day is to walk five miles into the night holding another man, looking like crap, and then to go, "ohhh my gaaahhhddd, shut up" to Luke Skywalker.

humans4vampires

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

exodus-in-maine

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

nova79

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

This show was so good. Imagine if Hulu had told anyone about it.

mothhauntedbyblame

parakeet

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat