just wanna feel nice

my personal blog. all the things i feel completely normal about will be here

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[tentakrool]

no but you don’t understand, the lyrical change in tfiafl from “the dark fascist regime might be gone” to “the dark fascist regime will be gone” is so personal to me because perpetua listened to his father sing this song in 1969, looked around himself at everything that’s happened since, and said

“we’re winning. we’ve got more hope than ever before”

[lilspacewolfie]

✨ Happy Wobble Month ✨

[mcgibbykins]

The Category Is...

Twinship Part Trois!

The saga of the C & V twin shit continues. They both even have their own "Imma little creepy spooky boo" strut.

Find their previous twin shenanigans here and here.

More to come.

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[synoddiane]

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[leoisalright]

yeah i only create masterpieces 😎

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[boybeetles]

Anyone have more of these so I can add them to my collection

[hairy-legged-vampire-bat]

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[sharpbutsoft]

Me when I remember im capable of growth and willing to listen and learn and be better today than I was yesterday

[spiralingintocontrol]

toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says "you're [toddler]. I'm Dada" and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says "eat your hot dog" and dad says "no! I want a lot!!" (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says "you can have this" (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says "I WANT A LOT!!" and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says "EAT IT!!" with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[thesluts2004]

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]