haiiii (≧▽≦) just letting y'all know that i'm working on all the requests rn !!! promise they be out for the next friday, for now i still have to study for my tests (个_个)
hiiii since my obsession with tokyorev came back and there's never enough fics/headcanons i'll be writing from now for the fandom!!! just send me an ask with your request, anything is just fine
A lot of people think that Jason is this suave ladies man, and headcanon Tim is an anxious failboy loser (he is), but so is Jason! That man has NO game. NONE. Yes he is tall, and muscular, and has a chiseled jaw, but that's all he's got.
He flusters when you flirt when him, and stutters when he flirts back! He cries when you walk out after an argument!
Jason is the type to get hit on by a 10/10 baddie and just,,, completely not notice. Unless you tell him to his face that you want to fuck, he has zero clue that's what you want. In turn, he's also shit at initiating physical intimacy, and the absolute worst at one night stands. The type to roll over and ask "what are we".
In bed, if you ask him to be rough he can ABSOLUTELY comply. He wants to put it down on you anyway you ask, but he totally cries during sex btw. That's exactly how you can tell how close he is, as soon as that first tear hits your shoulder you know.
He babbles into your skin, and kisses your neck, and all those low grunts from before turn into nagging little whines. Yeah, he's still using his big ass hands to pin you down, and he's pounding deep enough in you to make your vision white out, but he's still being really sweet while doing it.
He's mumbling desperate little words in between kisses; "I love yous" and "thank yous" and "kiss me?" all in between long huffy groans. It might be a little embarrassing later, but in the moment all he can think about is how good you feel around him.
For all that Jason comes off as masculine and macho, he's really emotional. He's normally pretty good at seeming unbothered, but sex is already so intimate, and he loves you so damn much... It's just hard for him to keep it all contained okay?? Make fun of him if you want to, but it's his truth.
Happy new years sluts. My resolutions are to get sexier, write more, and fuck nasty (<- lie, I am voluntarily celibate, but I would like to post some smut)
content: gn reader, established relationship, fluff and humor, the reader is playing balatro. is mentioned that the reader works in and office but nothing specified. unedited.
if jason is being honest, is not like he never tried to understand the appeal of videogames. during his first days on the manor, once he got over the shyness (and the fear that everything nice would slip away at his first mistake) he used explore every room he could access, including the cinema and game room. during a week at thirteen jason was obsessed with all the kirby games, playing until his nose bleed for the headaches, then he got bored.
so yeah, he can say with all security that videogames aren't his first choice to spend his free time. which doesn't means jason expects you to read or check the vigilance system too to entertain yourself but right now, he wishes you have other hobby.
you came home, like almost every night, too tired and without hope on the world, just like your office job makes you feel. the public transport is miserable in the best days and this wasn't a good day because you looked more than a little disgusting when you crossed the door soaked by the classic and inopportune gotham's acid rain and the mix of the filth in the streets that some car must have splashed you with, and there was a itching smell of cheap cigarettes that clung to your clothes. luckily for jason you didn't tried to get a welcome kiss and crawled to the bathroom first, giving him time enough to finish making the dinner.
which takes him to this moment. when you're both on the table. two plates and two beers. it's heartwarming, and almost makes him smile like and idiot. but then he hears another deck of cards being pulled and his eye twitches.
"do you really have to play right now?" jason rummages in his plate, trying to sound and look casual. doesn't even matter. because you take almost a whole minute to answer, your eyes on the screen.
"hm?"
he inhales deeply, "we're dinner. your food is getting cold."
"i am eating." you take a bite to prove your point, slurping the noodles, and jason wants to shake you by the shoulders when you hurry to play the next round.
"no, you're actually killing your neurons."
you look up, amused, your eyes bloodshot and hair still wet from the shower. "woah—" "don't." "you've been so much of a homebody that you've even got a dad's voice already."
"i don't have a dad voice, stop projecting your daddy kink," he keeps talking even when you protest, "i'm just saying that is not very nice of you to play while we're finally having a meal together."
and just to be a bitch jason adds: "solitaire can't be that good."
"stop calling it solitaire. you know is called balatro."
"a card game is a card game. and you are washing the dishes this time," and puts some salad on your plate, knowing goddamn well that since all your attention is on that stupid screen you'll be distracted from the fact that you're eating extra vegetables. is not the best deal, but a win is a win.
a/n: this took me an embarrassing long time to make but here we are. this is my first post for dc and jason, i just love him sm guys i hope i made him justice. as always, sorry for any mistake. i'm open for requests btw!
Always says “absolute cinema” or “peak” in the cinematics
Loves the “razor language” explanations in the comments section when a new kit/game mode is announced
Has at most three characters mildly builded
Hasn’t cleared the abyss EVER. 11 floor 26 stars
Mostly a teapot player but not even in the aesthetic way, he´s that mf that builds the weirdest shit possible. Like biblically accurate angels and shit.
Sometimes his signal (too many campers at the same time) falls and loses all the progress. His screams wake the whole camp.
Prefers to play on PC but sometimes he would force himself to play on the mobile when he forgets to do the daily commissions, only to fall asleep and find his phone dead the next morning.
Loves ALL the pyro characters. Sooo unexpected guys.
YES, HE´S A BENNET STAN. Literally ride or die for him.
Said that, he cried at the sunspray summer resort event (me too)
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