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Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

kuttithevangu

1) do not call me girl

2) there are options that aren’t “overreact to everything” and “be a doormat”. I do not actually think that having no boundaries makes you less reactive. That’s part of why not being reactive is so hard: it requires you to set reasonable boundaries for yourself

politijohn

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bitcoitus

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

bitcoitus

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

dailyniallnews

If You Leave Me at Hershey Park | July 19, 2026

princedevitt

bleachblondephil

companies only wanting palatable and censored queer content for their partnerships is so depressing. bitch you could have had dan and phil.

delicatefalice

TELL ME SOMETHING HONEST SO THE MEMORIES GO DARK YOU SAID THAT I MADE LOVING LOOK EASY TIL I MADE IT HARD GIVE ME BACK MY TIME AND I WILL GIVE YOU BSCK YOUR HEART I THOUGHT WE PLAYED THE PERFECT COUPLE TIL YOU DIDNT WANT THE PART

twelvemonkeyswere

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

bigboyhammerhead

this but it’s terry pratchett calling porcelain tableware “china”

twelvemonkeyswere

I'm actually sooooo happy you mention this because the reason why I had been reading about the secondary world when I wrote this post was that I've been writing my thesis on Terry Pratchett, and part of the stuff I found was somebody discussing how Pratchett purposefully breaks the secondary world conventions. like obviously Tolkien was not the only author applying the technique or the only scholar discussing it in academia, but treating the secondary world as a serious fictional construction is what set apart LOTR at the time from other fantasy stories, and that's sort of why he is considered the "father" of modern fantasy, at least in Britain or the English speaking world. but the article i was reading highlighted that Pratchett is one of those authors who prove rules are meant to be broken. in theory, the secondary world works to keep the fictional universe cohesive on its own as a literary construction. but Pratchett does away with the approach gleefully. his discworld does not occur on earth, yet he constantly makes references to things that only exist on earth, like the example of calling porcelain "china". the article was talking about how Pratchett still makes it work in a way the references feel organic and unobtrusive, all due to his mastery of language and the way he constructed the discworld to allow such "4th wall breaks" without breaking the illusion of fantasy. it's pretty neat stuff!!! the fact Pratchett uses "china" probably without thinking goes exactly in the same vein, so common for him to call it china without considering where porcelain comes from that he simply uses the moniker the way Tolkien simply puts in potatoes without thinking. it's always very interesting to see what things authors take as a given and which are used on purpose for the construction of their fictional worlds.

bigboyhammerhead

you have no idea how excited it made me to see that i got a response that was multiple paragraphs in length. omg. please please please tell me everything and anything you feel like mentioning about your thesis i am such a nerd for this type of thing!!!!

lakevida

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

soleandborn

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

keepthemaway2

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

lakevida

and im here too! 😃

firstprinced

@yearnalisms requested to bring this beautiful text post by @honeyybrii to gif form! all inspo credit to op of the text post! 💜 this tag is especially a good sum up of the set:

#it's genuinely so funny everytime ilya tries to teeheehaha around an insecurity #shane is like actually 🤓👆🏻

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twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

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one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

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and, of course, her son too

loreleywrites

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

leclercari

Here's to hopin'

cheaphalloweencostume

im crazy about these fucking awful AI generated christian barbie memes i keep getting served on facebook

tinylilhollander

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.