Choose the Weird Life

Just trying to survive this lifetime...

[dankmemeuniversity]

[surprisebitch]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[cat-faces]

[everythingfox]

A renowned stapler

[draconym]

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

[titsay]

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT

DAY 5: Wardrobe appreciation

Aleera, Marishka and Verona - Van Helsing (2004)

[himynameisemail]

[unionizedwizard]

[oujamon]

[magicratfingers]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[adicttive]

[alonewildbird]

they should invent a me that can do things

[jdotsodomite]

[homunculus-argument]

Just once I'd like to interrupt an incident of someone being a cunt to customer service by politely asking the staff "excuse me, what's your policy on customers fighting each other?"

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[notcaptainjack]

[nic-the-rat]

LAST CHANCE TO GRAB YOUR SCREENSHOTS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. REBLOG TO PROVE YOU WERE HERE!!! ITS HAPPENING!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY FUCKING CALM.

AHHHHHHHHHH.

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

[thememedaddy]

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]