Party Guy

Call me Ash, I'm 28 and slightly smarter than before

[i-eat-worlds]

thanks for the tag @whump-tr0pes!

⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me:

multitool

very! Well loved watch

random miserable nonfiction book

Tropical twist gum

one random leo that every dancer keeps around even tho they don’t even wear it

incredibly loud key chain on lanyard (-2 stealth)

lancet, alcohol wipes, and a 4x4 gauze

A fun fruity bev

@badolmen @wheelie-sick @suffering-and-misery @wolfeyedwitch

@cepheusgalaxy @snaillamp @pigeonwhumps @headspace-hotel

@eightglass

[eightglass]

Oooh ehehehe

⚔️ loot drop after defeating me:

A couple of mouthpieces for brass instruments i don't own

ereader with five hundred books

normal-sized bestickered water bottle

spare toothbrush and toothpaste!

massive bestickered water bottle

a scattering of random pills. nothing interesting tho. not even stuff i take. just atorvastatin and shit

vial of estradiol

a couple pretty rocks

chocolate bar

@wet-gregg @geodethecrow @freak-nation @canisnebular @keruukat

[geodethecrow]

⚔️ loot drop from defeating me:

poetry zine

library card for whatever library is closest

small baggie of ibuprofen

a handful of cool rocks or twigs

1+ pocket-sized notebook(s)

compression braces for assorted joints

between one and two fistfuls of embroidery floss

the Sacred Harp shape note tunebook, 2025 edition

random scraps of cool paper, fabric, and/or glass

@ratinthevoid @boycritter @hurdy-girly and anyone who wants to

[hurdy-girly]

⚔️ Loot drop for defeating me:

A pair of glasses with one square lens and one round lens (+1 style)

Pair of wide-toed sneakers

A handful of change including 2 1-dollar coins

A small crocheted sea slug

Half-full bottle of pepto bismal

A baggie containing rosin and cotton for hurdy gurdy strings

A kit of face paint for clown makeup

2 sets of tiny dnd dice

Collection of Marill-line pokemon cards

Clip-on earrings

@boldearthc @girl-detector @vaporeongirlfins @mortonsaltlad and anyone else!!

[boldearthc]

⚔️ Loot drop for defeating me:

A single, pristine cut of steak (human flesh)

Hat covered in enamel pins (haunted) (by me)

Large ring of keys that don't unlock anything

Old button-up shirt (randomized color/pattern)

🪏 @chorus-the-mutate @sealofphobos @commander-cheezbiscuts101 @potatosapien5 @bravelycowering 🪏

[chorus-the-mutate]

🤺 Loot Drop for Defeating Me:

. A cellphone (mine)

. 1-4 soda can tabs

. 2-5 paintings (randomized)

. Unspeakable OC lore

. A notebook I was gifted in freshmen year by three nice senior girls who all had the same first name

. Toe writing (also mine)

. 1 Bloodstone

🤺 @hellotomyfriends3 and anyone else who wishes to join :) 🤺

[trilliastra]

maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

[orriculum]

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

[mmmrcrd]

this futuristic pop diva will send you to another dimension!… (like literally)

close ups:

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4224:

characters can't have good parents

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[arand-0-mperson]

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[ysolt]

fuck an "intended audience" how about we normalize engaging with new and unfamiliar art pieces on their own terms

[ysolt]

[little-theatre-fairy]

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the difference between pushing a product and creating a work of art

[themainspoon]

I can't be bothered to find the thread rn. But there were a bunch of people talking about it, and I agree, so I'm sharing the idea here:

We need a death of the audience; lots of media gets worse because authors are too worried about a hypothetical audience. As someone engaging with media, you need to understand that you simply might not understand all of it, and that's ok. But also I think more authors need to realize that it's ok if not everyone in the audience will fully understand everything they're doing.

[mememuseumofhistory]

[eatmyeyes]

rbing this cause it gives me the same satisfaction "She told him that she loved him" (put "only" in front of any word in the sentence to change the meaning) gives me

[aluvian]

I miss her (character I think about every single day)

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[theriverwater]

And LISTEN, if you are hesitant. i know sunscreens can be pricey. and theres a lot of fearmongering around cheaper sunscreens. and i know they make your eyes sting. and i know it can feel gross is u have sensory issues. but please hear me out. invest in 1 big tube of cheaper sunscreen and 1 smaller tube of any 'new generation' sunscreen that won't sting (reddit is a great place to look for recs). both at least spf50 and pa+++. use the more expensive one for the UPPER PART OF YOUR FACE. and the cheaper one for the rest of your face and body. apply generously and reaply.

[bossymarmalade]

If your skin is darker and you're worried about the white pasty sheen that sunscreen can leave on your skin, stay away from the mineral ones and look for the ones that say "clear" or have good reviews from other poc! I use Neutrogena Invisible sunscreen on my face and Hawaiian Tropic on the rest of me, and it works for my sister too -- for visual clarification we span the following skin tones:

If you still find it looks a lil ashy on your face, mix in a dot of tinted moisturizer or foundation. You need barely any at all and you can use a BB cream or something else that's super light coverage if you don't care for makeup.